The Death Clock

Death Clock: The Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away...

Welcome to the Death Clock, the Internet's friendly reminder that life is slipping away... second by second. Like the hourglass of the Net, the Death Clock will remind you just how short life is.

Day of Birth:
Month of Birth:
Year of Birth:
Sex:
Mode:

To view your Death Clock, simply enter your birth date and sex in the form below and hit the Death Clock button. The Pessimistic and Sadistic buttons are alternate forms of the Death Clock with differing readouts. The Death Clock requires JavaScript.

Breaking News!
The Internet is full of dumb and stupid people! Shocked? So am I. Read all about in the Dead Letter Office.

Last update: April 23, 1999